c-aris
2003-06-12, 21:22
Got a good giggle out of this, thought you all might enjoy it too.
(btw...I'm blonde too.)
A blind man enters a Bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. - I'm a 6ft tall, 200lb blonde woman with a blackbelt in karate.
4. - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
(btw...I'm blonde too.)
A blind man enters a Bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. - I'm a 6ft tall, 200lb blonde woman with a blackbelt in karate.
4. - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."