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c-aris
2003-12-10, 14:17
Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed....Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?:beer:
jdonoso
2003-12-10, 16:25
I'm sure as hell that I'll try this recipe on Christmas' eve and New Year's eve!! :dbanana: :beer:

Thank you for sharing ;)
c-aris
2003-12-10, 17:05
I'll be using Jack Daniels myself! ;)
KualoDennis
2003-12-16, 04:34
I had a double spicy caesar the other night out with some friends and that (and the beer chaser) just about killed me.

LOL

fruitcakes are for grandmothers.
jdonoso
2003-12-16, 14:54
Hey Dennis, I like fruitcakes!! :D

But only if it has surprise inside, like the one Christina made ;)
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 04:54
Christina can bake?
That is a surprise.
c-aris
2003-12-17, 13:45
Originally posted by KualoDennis
Christina can bake?
That is a surprise.

Not only that....I can cook baby! ;)
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 15:02
Originally posted by c-aris
Not only that....I can cook baby! ;)

Then you already won my heart, sweetheart. :inlove:
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 17:28
Oh mercy, here we go again. :yikes:
c-aris
2003-12-17, 17:42
Originally posted by jdonoso
Then you already won my heart, sweetheart. :inlove:

:blush:
c-aris
2003-12-17, 17:44
Originally posted by KualoDennis
Oh mercy, here we go again. :yikes:

I think you like this stuff more than you want to admit....I'll bet you watch soap operas when no one is looking. :biglaugha
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 18:02
Originally posted by KualoDennis
Oh mercy, here we go again. :yikes:

:shock: I'm in shock.... I thought you liked to match people in the forum. :p :D
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 18:12
Well you two don't need my help, LOL...
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 18:18
Instead of fruitcake, how about a Kualo Chili cookoff..........

in LAS VEGAS!!!
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 18:24
Christina has already confirmed that she will be there.
Anyone else???
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 18:28
Damn... Too far away!! and in Christmas time? I don't think so. :(
Damn again, I would love to finally meet my sweet Christina. :)
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 18:33
Well, hang on Juan.
We are just in the planning stages so you have time to save up some money. You don't want to dissapoint Christina, do you?
c-aris
2003-12-17, 18:36
Originally posted by KualoDennis
You don't want to dissapoint Christina, do you?

DENNIS! :mad:
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 18:45
BTW Christina, how are the spanish lessons coming along?
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 18:48
Originally posted by c-aris
DENNIS! :mad:

LOL... You just remind me of Dennis The Menace!! :D

Dennis, you little Devil!! :p
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 18:49
Originally posted by KualoDennis
BTW Christina, how are the spanish lessons coming along?
I'll bet I can teach Christina a thing or two! :D :blush:
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 18:52
I'm not touching that one.

:baghead:
c-aris
2003-12-17, 19:02
Thanks Juan...

I actually am not taking Spanish. I should though, unfortunately about all I know is:

Hola! Cómo usted es? Que es su nombre? una cerveza por favor. Gracias! Donde puedo encontrar yo el cuarto de bano? Yo lo quiero. Adios!
c-aris
2003-12-17, 19:04
Originally posted by KualoDennis
I'm not touching that one.

:baghead:

The real question here is: Dennis, what ARE you touching??? :agree: :twisted: :tounge2:
KualoDennis
2003-12-17, 19:17
touche' my dearest, sweet Christina
oh wait - for a second I thought I was Juan
c-aris
2003-12-17, 19:29
Originally posted by KualoDennis
touche' my dearest, sweet Christina
oh wait - for a second I thought I was Juan


:inlove: I love you both ;)
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 20:23
Originally posted by KualoDennis
I'm not touching that one.

:baghead:
HAHAHAHA... You better be not touching anything :p

But I know what you meant... you devil!! :D
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 20:25
Originally posted by c-aris
Thanks Juan...

I actually am not taking Spanish. I should though

Well, that can be arranged!! :p
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 20:26
Originally posted by KualoDennis
touche' my dearest, sweet Christina
oh wait - for a second I thought I was Juan
No one can be me, Dennis... no one! ;) hehehe
jdonoso
2003-12-17, 20:27
Originally posted by c-aris
:inlove: I love you both ;)
Erm!!... uh!!... oh!! ... I'm speechless. :inlove: