Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed....Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

I'm sure as hell that I'll try this recipe on Christmas' eve and New Year's eve!!

Thank you for sharing

I'll be using Jack Daniels myself!

I had a double spicy caesar the other night out with some friends and that (and the beer chaser) just about killed me.

LOL

fruitcakes are for grandmothers.

Hey Dennis, I like fruitcakes!!

But only if it has surprise inside, like the one Christina made

Christina can bake?
That is a surprise.

Not only that....I can cook baby!

Then you already won my heart, sweetheart.

Oh mercy, here we go again.

I think you like this stuff more than you want to admit....I'll bet you watch soap operas when no one is looking.

I'm in shock.... I thought you liked to match people in the forum.

Well you two don't need my help, LOL...

Instead of fruitcake, how about a Kualo Chili cookoff..........

in LAS VEGAS!!!

Christina has already confirmed that she will be there.
Anyone else???