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Old 2003-02-23, 18:34
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I want to download the Internet???
I was asked this....

Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"





















My answer was:

"To download the Internet CLICK HERE
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Old 2003-02-23, 23:59
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hahaha, but i think you're not too accurate on your size, need at least 3 more digits...
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Old 2003-02-24, 05:27
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I love that, I can think of a few people I could send that too who would FLIP OUT! lol

Once I sent one that when the clicked on it a popup came up that said deleting your hd now. No warning, etc. Of course it was a joke but did a certain someone get MAD. :evil: :lol:
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Old 2003-02-27, 20:12
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Good un that. reminds of a few tech support requests?? I have heard about

(1) An engineer was called out on an expensive callout to demonstrate the use of the monitor on/off switch!

(2) Another engineer asks a client on their premises to switch on the light so that he can look inside the machine, only to be told that the mains power is off <-- a common one that

Plus most probably loads more!
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Old 2003-02-27, 21:35
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I think everyone has heard this but yours reminded me of it.

1. Helpdesk phone in request - The manual says to press any key but I can't find the "ANY" key on my keyboard, :lol:

2. Also phone in to a helpdesk - I think I've broken my cup holder.
(Tech) Your cup holder? Yeah the thing that slides out with the hole in the middle to hold your coffee cup.

3. And another one - My foot switch doesn't seem to work. (Tech) Your foot switch? Yeah the little two button switch with the cord on it. It doesn't seem to turn the computer on or off. (mouse in case you didn't get it).

I'm just going by memory but you get the idea, :lol:
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Old 2003-02-27, 23:17
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those are great. I sent the download the internet to my friend, she flipped out...
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Old 2003-03-05, 17:49
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And I bet there are plenty more of them!
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Old 2003-03-05, 18:13
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BTW Littletaf, welcome to Kualo.
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Old 2003-03-05, 18:31
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Yes, Huge Welcome From Canada
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Old 2003-03-14, 17:01
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Hello & Welcome!
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Old 2003-03-14, 23:41
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And I bet there are plenty more of them!
I add my welcome as well!
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Old 2003-03-16, 07:47
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Another engineer asks a client on their premises to switch on the light so that he can look inside the machine, only to be told that the mains power is off
I f I remember correctly someone lost their job over that one. They told the customer to box up the computer and send it back to where they got it from.
'What shall I tell them' asked the client
'tell them you're too ****ing stupid to own a computer!'
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Old 2003-03-17, 23:22
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Thanks for the welcome guys/gals/others?? I am waiting for my domain to be transfered from another company, no names!
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Old 2003-03-18, 01:42
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Welcome Littletaff....and congratulations on your wise move from the other unamed hosting company!

I know you'll be happy here!

btw, what/where is the land of the lug lobbers?
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Old 2003-03-18, 10:54
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Welcome Littletaff....and congratulations on your wise move from the other unamed hosting company!

I know you'll be happy here!

btw, what/where is the land of the lug lobbers?
The lad of the lug lobbers!!??!!

Well some of us, at least 1 million, sane(ish) people go sea fishing from either the rocks/beach/pier or boat. And one of the baits we use is called LUGWORM. I also run a site, when it gets up and running again, called "The Lug Lobbing Louts". Where there is a message forum that is run of PHPbb with MySQL for storage!

Hence the sig line! Hope that is clear(ish) for you
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